MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1289, 13 January 1885, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

Fogg remarks that be got nothing by complaining to his landlord. It was like patting a new piece of cloth into an old garment : the rent was made worse, Wblls’ “Rough on Coens”— Ask f u Well*’ “Rough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, wart*, bunions, Kempthorno Prosser and 00, Agents, Christchurch. 1 Mistress (horrified) —“Good gracious, Bridget! Have you been using one of my stockings to strain the coffee through? Bridget (apologetically)—“Yes, mum; but, sure, I didn’t take a clean one !’’ “ Experience may be a dear teacher,” remarked a minister, as the contributionbox was returning to him empty, “ but the members of this particular flock who have experienced religion have accomplished it at a very trifling cost. Skinny Men,— '• Wells' Health Renewer,” re!tores health, and vigor, cure* Dyspepsia Impotence, Debility. At Druggists, Kempthorne, Prssser and Co., Agents, Christchurch. 1 One man was asked by another, with whom ho was not on the best of terms, where he had taken up his abode. “ Oh,” he replied, “ I’m living by the river! I should be delighted if you would drop in some evening,” Don’t Dib intm House.—'“Rough on Rats ” clears out rats, mice, beetles, roaches, bel bugs, flies, ants, insects, moles, jack* rabbits, gophers. Kempthorne, Prosser and 00., Christchurch, 1 A. believer in the Simian origin of man was listening to the remarks of a French lady who had recently returned from England. She related with groat vivacity the different objects of interest she had seen, and during’ooe of her pauses to take breath he ventured to say, “ May I ask what impressed you most during your stay in London?” “(Lrtainly, ” she answered, without changing her her expression, “The solemnity of the monkeys at the Zoological Gardens on the day of Darwin’s funeral.” Goon Resolutions, —At the commence* ment of every new year hundreds and thousands of our young men—and old as well —form resolutions for their guidance for the coming year. Many keep them, while others break them. To such we wish to give a word of advice. In order to sustain your determination of leading a better life in the future you should use Hop Bitters. The judicious use of Hop Bitters strengthens, cleanses, and purifies the stomach, bowels, blood, liver, nerves, and kidneys, and is just what you want to build up and invigorate yourself.—Green bush Dem. Bead Ad?t. A young married mao, who has one night a week out, it ia the habit of coming home in the early hours of the morning, and of being received accordingly by his spoils*. A few days ago he happened to return home before midnight. Being desirous of making, so to speak, a record for himself, he was anxious that his wife should know the time. He indulged in a good deal of noise. Ho slammed doors, shoved chairs, and threw his shoes about. He coughed and wheezed. He turned the gas up, so that the room was flooded with glaring light. But all this was to no purpose. His wife, who generally slept so lightly that she would be wakened by his softest tread, dozed quietly through all the din and racket. He crawled into bed, mad, to say the least. He had missed two or three hours more of fun, and he knew that his wife would not believe him when he told her in the morning of his early return. She didn’t! Hollo wav’s Ointment and Pills —Sure Relief. The weak and enervated luffar severely from nervous affec'.ione when storms or electric disturbance* agitate the atmo■phera. Neuralgia, gouty pangs and flyi. g pains, vary distressing to the delicate systems may be readily removed by rubbing this Ointment upon the affected part after it has been fomented with warm water. The P.ll* taken occasionally in the doses prescribed in the instructions, keep the digestion in order, excite a free flow of healthy bile and regenerate the impoverished blood with riohtr mderiali resulting fri m thoroughly assimila'ed food—wanting which the ttrongei-t must inevitably scon fink into feeblenesn, and the delicate find it d ffijult to maintain existence. Holloway's 0 utment and Pill* are infallible remedies.