MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1271, 29 November 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

Josh Billings ha 1 * made his success by throwing a peculiar spell over the public. A Newberg goat the other day devoured an entire volume at one sitting. That's what you might call a regular swallow tale goat. Oatabbh of thb Biaddbr.—Stinging irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and si nilar Complaints, oured by "Buchu-pitta." Druggists. Kempthone Prosier and Co., Agent*, Ohri«tcburcb. 8 Only too Glad.—Old Gent (examining a drop of water through a microscope)— " Look at the water we're drinking, Maria. You don't get me to put any in .my whiskey." " This," said the dentist, " is my office.'' " And that V inquired a visitor, pointing to the apartment, where stood a tootlipulling chair. " Ah, that," replied the proprietor—" that is my drawing-room." iHB BBAZBN BBBPKHT.—Like the t>nz-<n serpent that the greac Jewish leader lifted high in the sight of the perishing followers whereby they were saved from death, the discoverers of Hop Bitters have placed before Buffering, Biling mankind, a remedy whioh enables them to fight disease with conquerii g advantage. See Advt.

"My son," said an old negro, "now dat you's outen de penitentitary try tir out, an arter dis doau steal, leastwise doan do lack yer did befo', steal a par o' boots wat wsis too big ftr yessef an too little fur yer ole daddy. Ef yer kaint pick up suthin' dat'll do yer some good, be honest."