MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1267, 20 November 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

“My dear Miss D., this ring, which I would ask you to accept from me, is emblematic of my love for you : it has no end." “ Thank you, very much, Mr E. ; it also curiously resembles my love for you : it has no beginning.' Mrs S. : “ Dear me, Mrs 8., bow is it you contrive to hold your age so well 1 I declare you look as young as you did twenty years ago.” Mrs B. : £t l don’t know, unless it is that I escape a great deal of core by attending to nobody’s business but my own.” Mrs S. : c< Yes, that may be it ; but, poor thing ! you can’t find much pleasure m living, can you ?” DboX'XNB of Van —Norvou*re»e, We«krer.», Djsp p o»i» ) In polcuoe, Sexual cured by *' Wella* Health Rem’wer ” Druggists Kompthorne, Prosser & Co., Agenlr, Christ church. 2

“If you would be truly happy, my dear,” said one lady to another, “you will have neither, eyes nor ears when your husband comes home late from the club.” “Yes, I know,” wearily answered the other, who abominates tobacco. “ But what am I to do with my nose 1”

Beggar (stand ing in front of an exhibition of paintings to stranger about to enter with a lighted cigar); “ 1 say, mister, there’s no smoking'allowed inside yonder ; but if you’ll give me tuppence, I don’t mind keeping your cigar a-burning till ye come out again !” A Bratjtieuii Painting. —Mr G. G. Green, of Woodbury, New Jersey, U.8.A., is preeenting to druggists and others in this country some very fine pictures in oil of hb magnificent house and grounds and laboratory at that place., Mr Green is the proprietor of Boeohee’s German Syrup and Green’* August Flower, two Tory valuable medicinm, which are meeting with great favor, the first as a remedy for pulmonary complaint*, and the latter for dyspepsia and disorders »f the liver. These preparations have attained an immense sale solely on their superior merits, and are mid by all Druggists throughout the world. The price is the same for each, 3a 6d per hoi tie, »r sample bottles tor 6d. The sample bottle o enable sufferers to p-ova th«ir v ' a» »t a trifling cost. When Judge Hale who had been a fierce swashduckler in his youth, sat in judgment upon one of his former boon companions, he took advantage of the retirement of the jury to ask the culprit in the dock sundry questions touching their old associates. “ They are all hanged, my lord,” answered the knave, “ except you and me.” Englishman in America : “ Have yon any court-plaster 1” Druggist: u No ; but here’s some sticking-plaster. You see we have no royal family in this country, and therefore no court, and consequently no court-plaster. If your finger is cut you will have to take a piece of the democratic article or go somewhere else.” Holloway’s Ointmhnt and Pills.— As spring approaches a moat favourable opportunity offers for rectifying irregularities, removing impurities, and erasing blemishes which have arisen from the presence of matter# forbad by winter from being transpired through the pores. This searching Ointment, well rubbed upon the skin, penetrates to the deeply-seated organs, upon which it exerts a most wholesome and beneficial influence. Well nigh all the indigestions give way to this simple treatment, aided by purifying »• d aperitive doses of Holloway’s Pills, round c:m’i box of which plain “instructions” are folded. Bilious disorders, loss of appetite, fullness after eating, lassitude, gout and rheumatism may be effectually checked in their painful progress, and the seeds of long suffering eradicated by these remedies.