MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1261, 4 November 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

Motto for husbands : “A trimmed hat in time saves nine ” cold dinners, and more than nine attacks of hysterics. Skinny Men.— * Well*’ Health Renewer,’** rastoiea health, and vigor, cures Dyspepsia Impotence, Debility. At Druggists. Kempthorns, Pressor and 00., Agents, Christ church. 1

Why is a washerwoman like a navigator ?—Because she spreads her sheets, crosses the line, and goes from pole to pole. Wans’ “ Rough on Corns.”—Ask for Wells’ “Rough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. Kempthorno Prosser and 00., Agents, Christchurch. 1

“ That you believe you have a call to preach is all very well, as far as it goes,” said an old doctor of divinity to a theological student; “but,” he added, “we must wait and see whether people think they have a call to hear you.” Don’t Dia in thb Botrss.—“Bough on Rats ” clears out rats, mice, beetles, roaches, ed bugs, dies, ants, insects, moles, jackrabbits, gophers. Kempt home, Prosier and 00., Christchurch. 1

The New York Sun, speaking of a long drawn out suit between two farmers, says;—“When they began the case, there were two well-off farmers and two poor lawyers. Now there are two poor farmers and two well-off lawyers.”

Mothers Don’t Know.—How many children are punished for being uncouth, wilful and indifferent to instructions or reward simply because they are out of health! An intelligc't lady said of a child of this kind : “ Mother don’t know that she should give the little oria moderate doses of Hop Bitters for two or three weeks, and the child would be all a parent could desire.” JLotik for Advfc

One afternoon a stranger, observing a stream of people entering a church, approached a man of gloomy aspect who was standing near the entrance and asked, “la this a funeral 1” “Funeral! No.” was the sepulchral answer ; “it’s a wedding.” “Excuse me,” added the stranger, “but I thought, from your serious look, that you might be a hired mourner.” “No,” replied the man, with a weary, far-off look in his eyes, “I’m a son-in-law of the bride’s mother." A Beautiful Painting. —Mr G. G. Green, of Woodbury, New Jersey, TJ.S.A,, it presenting to druggists and others in this country some very fine pictures in oil of hie magnificent house and grounds and laboratory at that place, Mr Green is the proprietor of Bosohee’s German Syrup and Green’s August Flower, two very valuable medicines, which are meeting with great favor, the first as a remedy for pulmonary complaints, and the latter for dyspepsia and disorders of the liver. These preparations have attained an immense sale solely on their superior merits, and ere sold by all Druggists throughout the world. The price is the same for each, 3s fid per bottle, or sample bottles for [fid. The sample bottles enable sufferers to prove their v f ae at a trifling cost. Holloway’s Pills. —Though good health is preferable to high honour, how regardless people often are of the former—how covetous of the latter! Many suffer their strength to drain away ere maturity is reached, through ignorance of the facility afforded by these incomparable Fills of checking the first untoward symptoms of derangement, and reinstating order without interfering in the least with their pleasure or pursuits. To the young especially it is important to maintain the highest digestive efficiency, without which the growth is stnnted, the muscles become lar, the frame feeble, and the mind slothful: The removal of indigestion by these Pills is so easy that none save the most thoughtless would permit it to sap the springs of life. Flies and Bugs, beetles, insects, roaches, ants, bed bugs, rats, mice, gophers, chipmunks, cleared out by “ Bough on Bats.” Kampthorne, Prosser and 00,, Agents, Christchurch. 3

Oatabbh of the Bladdbk.— Stinging irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and similar Complaint*, cured by “Bucbu paiba.” Druggists, Kempthone Prosser and Co., Agents, Christchurch.

** BouftH on Oobnb.” Ask for Welle 11 Bough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. Kempthorne, Prosser and 00., Agents, Christchurch. 3