MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1193, 19 June 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

What’s most like a cat’s fail ? A kitten’s.

• No intelligent lawyer will ever take the will for the deed.

What is that which can be right but never be wrong ? An angle. Watered silks are the popular fashion for temperance people. Why is n stupid conundrum like a deep sigh ? It is far fetched. It is said that it is unhealthy to sleep in feathers. We don't beleive it, for look at the spring chicken, and see how tough he is. That Husband of Mine is three times the man he was before he began using 4 Wells’ Health Renewer.’ Druggists. N.Z, Drug 00., General Agents. 2

A lady gave a burglar a severe flogging with a dusting brush the other night. •She said she wouldn’t have dona it if she hadn’t been under the imprsssiqij that it was her husband just coming home. 'Gracious, Hsnry!, ’ exclaimed an Austin lady to her husband, ‘you didn’t drink all that bottle of claret alone, did you J’ ‘ Alone, darling !’ replied Henry ; 1 0 no, I didn’t drink it alone. I had just taken two toddies and a rum punch before I tackled the claret. I thought the claret itself might bo a little lonesome, and so I took them to keep it company.’ * Buchu-Paiba. ’—. Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. Druggists. New Zealand Drue Co., General Agents. 2 * I was to be married, yoa know," said Blooms to his friend Clark, 'butlg-guess it’s off, you know, for g-good.’ * How is that?’asked Clark. ‘This way,’ replied Blooms. ‘ She «-said she’d marry me, you know, when all impediments were r-re-moved.* ‘Yes.’ ‘ Well, I asked her last nightif they were notall—aw—r-removed, you know, and she said no. Is-stills-stut-ter.*

Malarial Fever. Malarial fevers, constipation, torpidity of the liver and kidneys, a general debility, nervousness and neuralgic ailments yield readily to this great disease conqueror, Hop Bitters. It repairs the ravages of disease by converting the food into rich blood, and it gives new life and vigour to the aged and infirm. See Advt.

In a family where the best of harmony does not prevail, the couple try all the same to make the outside world believe that all his lovely therein. I My husband and I,’ eimpsred the lady the other day, ‘ intend to have ourselves painted together for the next Salon.’ 4 By a battle painter ? sneeringly asked one of her friends who was acquainted with the affairs of the happy family.

Holiowat’b Film.—Health or Wealth,— No sane person would hesitate an initant in Che choice between these two oonditione. Now is tbe.eeason to secure the former either by restoring or confirming it. These Pills expel all impurities from the system which fogs, foul vapours, and variable temperatures engender during winter; this medine also acts most wholesomely upon the skin by disgorging the liver of its accumulated bile, and by exciting the kidneys to more energetic action; it increases the appetite for food and strengthens the digestive process. The stomach and liver, with which most disorders originate, are fully under the control of these regenerative Pills, which act very kindly yet most efficiently on the tenderest bowels.