MISCELLANEOUS.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1177, 13 May 1884, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

Sure of their Ciops—Hens. Handy things to have —Gloves. ' Come to my alms,' as the poormaster said to the tramp. The man who was always splitting with laughter has been recommended to try an axe. At fashionable dinners the game now comes to the table with the feathers on. By a strange coincidence this is the way the fashionable bonDet goes to church. Elies and Bugs, beetles,insects, roaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, gophers, jackrabbits, cleared out by 'Rough on flats.' New Zealand Drug Co., General Agents. A prim old maid positively declined to attend a regatta ufter hearing that some of the competitors 'hugged the shore,' and that there were buoys in the water. ' No more of the fruit, but a little more of the juice, if you please,' said the temperance advocate when the hostess asked him to have another dish of preserves — brandied peaches. Don't Die in the House, —' Rough ob Kats' clears out rats, mice, beetles, roaches, bed-bugs, flies, ants, insects, moles, jackrabbits, gophers. New Zealand Drug Co., General Agents. 1 ' Count to his servant —' John, I have noticed that ev«r since your wife's deatli you have come home drunk every evening. Why is this ?' John —' lam only trying to console my loss.' Count—'And how long is this going to last V John—' Oh, sir, lam inconsolable.' Every subscriber can do much for the paper by becoming a reporter for it. That would greatly help the editor in getting out a readable sheet. The trouble with the average subscriber is that be is not content with being a reporter. He wants to write the editorials. A person begging alms of Lord George Gordon (who had been imprisoned in the Tower of. Londoa on a charge of high treason), said ' God bless you, my lord, you and I have been in all the prisons in London.' ' What do you mean?' cried Lord George ; ' I never was in any prison but the Tower,' 'That is true, my lord,' said the other, ' and I have been in all the rest.' A Fact Worth Knowing. Are you suffering with Cor sumption, Coughs, Severe Colds settled on the Breast, Pneumonia, or any disease of the Throat and Lungs 1 If so, go to your druggist and get a bottle of Boschee's German Syrup. The people are going wild over its success and Druggists all over our country are writing to us of its wonderful cures amc|lng their customers. It has by far the largest sale of any remedy, simply because it is of so much value in all affections of this kind. Chronic cases quickly yield to it. Druggists recommend it and physicians prescribe it. If you wish to try its superior virtue, get a Sample Bottle for 6d. Large size bottle 3s 6d. Three doses will relieve any case. Try it. The Spaniards must be n cynical people or they'd never have such a proverb as— j ' Woman's tears cost but little, but bring I her much.' ' Mamma,' said a fashionable New York young lady to her mother, ' the papers are making a great fuss over a Mr Tennyson, of England.' 'Yes,' reaponded the mother, ' be has been raised to the dear delightful peerage.' 'He is made a baron, I see,' said the daughter. ' Yes, and his wife will be a baroness, I suppose,' said the old lady. * How exquisitely beautiful it must be to be a baroness.' ' What ha 9he been a-doing of to be a baron V asked the young lady. "' What has he been a-doing of Y repeated the mother. ' Why he is the aole survivor of the noble six hundred wh > made the famous charge at Balaclava.' Wells' 'Bough on Corns.'—Ask for Wells' Rough ou Corns. Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. New Zealand Drug Co., General Acents. „ 3 111 Assorted Couples.—' How singular,' remarked a N«w Haven lady to her husband, ' The paper says two deaf mute* have just been married !'-'lnd«ed, replied the cruel man, ' What a happy quiet time they'll have, to be sure.' 'Oh, but they did.i't marry each otlier. The man married a woman who can talk, and the woman married a man who can talk.' Mighty ill-assarted couples,' vvai his truthful reply. Hollo way's Pills. —The stomach and its troubles cause more discomfort and bring more unhappiness than is commonly supposed. The thousand ills that settle there may be prevented or dislodged by the judicious use of these purifying Pills, which act as a sure, gentle anti-acid aperient, without annoying the nerves of the most susceptible, or irritating the most delicate organisation; Holloway's Pills will bestow comfort and confer relief on every headachy, dyspeptic and sickly sufferer, whose tortures make him a burden to himself and a bugbear to his friends. These Pills have long been the popular remedy for a weak: stomach, for a disordered liver, or a paralysed digestion, which yield without difficulty to th«r regulating, purifying, and tonio qualities,