A MATRIMONIAL IDYLL.

Temuka Leader, Issue 1116, 9 June 1883, Page 1

A MATRIMONIAL IDYLL.

I, Rack again, Maiden also Shady tree, Thinks of swing ; Babbling brook, Wants to go back, Girl in hammock Too, poor thing! Reading book, Golden curls, nr. Tiny feet, Girl in hammock Hour of midnight, • Looks so sweet. Baby squawking ; Man rides past, Man in sock feet Big moustache, Bravely walking ; Girl in hammock Baby yells oh, Makes a “ mash,” Now the other Mash is mutual, Twin he strikes up Day is set, Like his brother, Man and maiden Paregoric Married get, By the bottle Emptied into xi. Baby’s throttle. Naughty tack Married now Points in air One year ago, Waiting someone’s Keeping house Foot to tear; On Baxter Bow. Man in seek feet— Red-hot store, See him-there! Beefsteak frying, Holy Moses ! Girl got married, B ear him swear! Cooking trying. Raving crazy, Cheeks all burning, Gets his gun, Eyes look red Blows his head off, Girl got married, Dead and gons. Nearly dead. Biscuit burnt up, iv Beefsteak charry, Girl got married, Pretty widow Awfully sorry. With a book, Man comes home, In the hammoek Tears moustahes, By the brook. Mad as blazes, * * * * Got no hash. Man rides past, Thinks of hammock Big moustache; In the lane, Keeps on riding— Wishes maiden Nary mash. I —Detroit Tree Press;