Beware! —He who courts and goes away may live to court another day, but lie who weds and courts girls still, may get in court against his will.
A careless boy swallowed a revolver cartridge the other day, and bis mother doesn’t dare to ‘ wallop’ him for fear he’ll go ( tV. it dues aggravate a man to think that while his wile isn't afraid to tackle hint and near'y puli his head o)V, she is madly terrorised by a mouse. The best reason yet advanced for having Monday washing day, the next day after (Sunday, is because cleanliness is next to godliness. In Russia, * Hello’ is rendered ‘ Tzijakaulitkrajanjanusiki,’ hence the telephone can never be introduced into
that country. Tlio latest craze among the young masculine idiots in Massachusetts is ior the collection of hair-pins from young ladies. They are stitched into albums and marked with the names of the if lormer owner.
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Temuka Leader, Issue 1050, 2 January 1883, Page 1
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152Untitled Temuka Leader, Issue 1050, 2 January 1883, Page 1
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