oho raised her eyes at midnight Towards the heavens vast; Said she, “Oh, what a picture!” And with an “All-star cast.” * * # * Last week’s prize pessimist woe the commercial traveller who, when asked “How’s trade?” replied that he preferred to speak no ill of the dead. * * a # Condemning worn and dirty Treasury notes, a newspaper correspondent says we shall soon be making disease germs legal tender. After reading this, a farseeing Scot refused to have his children vaccinated. * * * * A book of etiquette for motorists is contemplated. Keen owner-drivers are hoping that the knotty problem whether a motorist, before running over a pedestrian. should say, ‘‘Excuse me,” will now be cleared up.
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Taranaki Daily News, 27 November 1926, Page 21
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