TINY TRUTHS.

Taranaki Daily News, 23 January 1917, Page 8

TINY TRUTHS.

Some people never know Mie difference between right and wrong till they find out which pays best. Don't worry! No matter what you do, tho thing called trouble is bound to come sometimes. / There is nothing like leather, excepting, of course, the upper crust of the young wifes first pie. * Even the woman who doesn't know how to sew may succeed in patching -jp a quarrel. { A certain stylo of button is called "old mans wedding," because it never comes off. Men who accuse women of having no originality forget that they have to think up twenty-one different meals a week. People used to be proud if they owned a piano; but they are not now. That brand of pride was run over, long ago, by a motor-car. A man with a three days' growtli of beard may not be a pleasant sight, but ho is a lot more attractive than a woman with about a quarter of an inch of powder all over her face. Wife: "James, do yon know that you are a very small man';" Husband: "How ridiculous! I am nearly six feet in height!" Wife.: "That makes no difference; whenever I ask you for money to go shopping you are always short."