LATE SHIPPING
Melbourne, Last Night.—Arrived, Senorita and Whangape. The typical American editor can gen- - eraQy raise a laugh when he likfcs, and a Nort|i Dakota man furnishes a very good I > example. He had come across this in s society print:—"lt ia reported that one of T vOle's fastidious ladies 1 kneads bread with her gloves on," and ie proceeded to comment as follows: "This incident may seem somewhat peculiar, bnt there are others. The editor of this paper needs bread with his shoes on. He needs bread with his shirt on. He needs bread with his pants on; and unless some of the delinquent subscribers of this banner of freedom pay up before . long, he will need bread without a darned tiling on—and old North Dakota isn't sny Garden of Eden in the winter time, cither." ' BILIOUS ATTACKS CURED. "I have been a continuous sufferer Clan headache and bilious vomiting attacks for 25 years," writes Mr. Donald Goatts, Oondah, Vic. "During that time . I have been treated by doctors, besides fmag all sorts of medicines that proved —«!■■■ Being almost afraid I could ■net be cured, I tried Chamberlain's {Tablets, and can assure you that they I Completely cured me, and I fed like a ■ew man." Sold by all chemists and ktenkeepers. Burnett mult meting billhead*, letterfeed*, or any other description of print '7 fag, oamtot be better served, in price, naitty or daapaich, than by the Daily News Printery. Try us "jJL ring ■r ntta. TRAVELLING MADS EAST. A HELPFUL SYSTEM. Our baggage checking system adds to comfort of travellers without adding to 1 their expense. Throughout the journey we save them all trouble. We collect . baggage, take our passenger's ticket, diaok baggage on, reoeive and deliver it l«t other end immediately. Our efcarge is -a fixed fee for cartage—no more. 'Phone or write as.—The N.Z. Express Coy.. 144
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIV, Issue 181, 30 January 1912, Page 4
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311LATE SHIPPING Taranaki Daily News, Volume LIV, Issue 181, 30 January 1912, Page 4
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