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Taranaki Daily News, Volume LII, Issue 21, 18 February 1909, Page 2

At a South Island meeting tlie other day an owner with more suspicion than discretion, rushed to the start of one of the races, and at once started to lampoon the rider of his horse. The fact that the horse was being overlooked by l»mters aroused his suspicion, and he blurted out: "None of your firany business ; too big a dividend. I'll keep ray eye ra you, and—and—etc." The ■ rider calmly dismounted and told the owner to ride -his own jolly dash horse (or words to that effect),"but common sense, as supplied by a steward present, intervened. The horse won. A number of jockeys and horses had lined up for the start of a steeplechase, but a delay occurred because n tall rawboned beast obstinately refused to he patience of that worthy was nearly exhausted. "Bring up that horse !" he shouted : "bring him up ! You'll get into trouble pretty soon if you don't!" The rider of the stupid animal, a youthful Irishman, yelled back : "I can't help it : this here's been a cab horse, and he wim't start till the door shuts, an' 1 ain't got no door !" .Mr. William E. Goode, 107. Victoria street, Christchnrch, N.Z., says: "I have been a bilious subject all niy life, and though I have tried all sorts' of things for it, have never found anything likr Chamberlain's Tablets for wardinj off bilious attacks. When I feel one of these attacks coming on I take two nf Chamberlain's Tablets and I am socn well again." For sale by all chewista and storekeepers.

NOTES NEW MILLINERY. gISCE last Ma,o n there has been little m the way of eitra* sible. Extremely lar " These are worn »P^ deuu, qmu flat ob the a.ir/ an d tl elect. " ,mp,e >Bd li.'Wwrc!l a t t trimi r 1 **"• rather al brim 9, which coming to tithe* but as the fu r3 '. A white r Srae ♦>° 0 - je or small Bilt with a 0 f V win " or m n bunches jj, idcts, camelias, or other small jwers is very effective and can be worn by anyone. Tinsel crowns with swathed brims in either silk or velvet is a very new and striking ieaturc amoag the autumn modes. With respect to colors, mole and elephant are the predominating shades, but vieux blue and all shades of green are also fashionable. IKMCALDIE&STAINntd. COOKERY DEMONSTRATION JJAVIKG arranged to hold a public demonstration of cooking with our PERFECTION' KEROSENE STOVES, wc cordially invite all hulies interested to attend. A lady expert has been engaged and will be in attendance to show these stoves in actual We might itate that the cost of kerosene for working is only one hali-penny .per hour per biirncT. Show days Saturday, Monday and Tuesday next, the 20th, 22nd and 23rd, from 2 till 5 each day,and also on Saturday evenin!; from 7 till 9. OKEY SON & ARNOLD * v, ■ MD., jjijijjUcßts, New Plymouth.