THE COMING ELECTION.

Taranaki Daily News, Volume L, Issue 59, 11 May 1907, Page 2

THE COMING ELECTION.

— I'KTII Klt'S IJOTTIOU OX TJIK SIJSJKCT. Dele Harney,-Oye am just ul'thcr spakin' In mi' frind, -Misther O'Knv. .-;cs lii'. -Tether, »y,' link ove'll shlnnd fcr parlyiniiy,. The l.cthor o' (lie Oppisbuu gives iiicorringin' retails o' me. Pctiiei'. seys he, Al hither O'Kay. ye'd m.ike a furrst-class, sliuperline bbs'lruchinisl, ve win], sex lie. "(lit away did ye an' di.i'iT he aftchcr miscallin' it dacinf', rispiklihle. onlittcrcd man haard names, sez me frind, O'Kay. •■] niaiio,'- sezthe l.eihcr ; o' Hi'Oppishun. -that the preponderance of iuershy in yer cuiiipouint paints, wild iniliylatc npn (he onward uiaivli of progriss." -dye en,l ,| u (hat, - ' sez me I'riml, -Misther O'Kay. 'Tcllier," sez h>. "Ove'll make as j».....l a niinilier as aiuiv ■ v.-an „f ihiai. Ilyeni a 1,1 rale mami. ; J'edier, anil if ye'll cum will me uy'll ■ sell ye (lie purlticst pa it ,„' bull heifers. as Mary Corrcly sez. as iver ye clapped oyes on; tha.'s the wav Ove'v'c ninilc mi

u,>es on, una, sine uay in eve inaile me lil'-le bit. i'ether, lur me sciiu is keen • rs win Ihe prices riz, an' Ihe cockies Ins '><■ ii" siimc.ll at nil. at all, bul thee" -it ■'■ oxpaarince. I'ellier, thev gei expaar'inc'o." A- ".Mistlu-r (l'Kav,".scz Ove. "<v don't, h"- ;'■ lave in the purl.v eollen 'behiiil (lie bear," ■"" sez (lye. "i'hat, fer shlld Ove," s-z lie; "' "lid; how they thrale me:' thev don't >w thrale me a! all. al all. Ove'm'a foir.e st l"i»]> <>' •' in- I 'ii" ouv tic wil'S ,"' id' Ihini dov'mcnl numbers divarls the "• liril oyes of ihe Colleens in:-,,, lll: . " c,. z '•'- ''■ » ; 'l <'»' I imper of hi,,, ,Ui„\" "AFsn- ther 0-Key.- sez Oye. "is that (lie raison «■ ye (iimicd I'lopishunist? I rimiinbcr '- haw haard ye wurrked. niore power to ye. "' to gil lis wan more p'ub.' sez Ove. "an' 10 nie frind. lioozcr Hill, sed to me e.ny yes--11; tidily, "loife here an' hereafter to Misls '.her O'Kay for '(is good beer (her s „l| "' a! the mild Coininnnweallh. "Whisht k- whisht IVihcr/' sez .Mist!,,.,- (r Ki ,v: <-' e "'twas the raprehensihle hahit of "azi'n' heliint her should convarted a foinelookin' wiinian into a pillow of salt.'' "Ooh," sez Ove, will a wink, "lave the wumen alone." "It. is diilikult an' 10-in naturV' sez he: "hut ver rite. I'ether." he sez with a si. -Ov'il talk polvlicks to ye instid. Oy'ni suii'eriu' frmu itilrogris.sive 0.-silieiashiiuul Oraila-huiis I'ether." sez lc. '■l'liafs thiur:" s.v Ove ; '■Whin ye was an Indipiiidinl Libra!.--ui --Hliisha, IVther," sez he. i,i(errup(in-- ' me, "thiiiis the llilogrissive Ossilicasliunals Oadashuns." sez lie "Ove'm '" dhWl'lin" l.'a,-k." IVHi-r," he sez "pol v l Ileal paralysus has the grip of me," sed he, will a tear in his oye. "Och, licdad, ' Mr. O'Kay," Oye sez, "yer shniaart inan- [( yit, rfmre it was yerself Hut got honhl or a foinc lump ~' hind of tifteen tou- ., sand acres, and, bedad. ve dodged the nsidinlial claws/' sez Ove "W'hisl '', •■l'ithev," shpake low sez 'he: "thai was '. aisy. but ais bothciTd Ove am wid me - spaches intirelv." s,. z he.' "Ove .nit to " rude thim, I'ether." sez he. "wl'ia-iris „n- ---'; parlymininry mi (lye-,,, throul.led. I'ether.- he sez. "Arrah. beyob. Mislher • O'Kay. divil „ ihrnnble.'" sez Ove. ' f '-Maanv a man wid twict Ver in,ell"cj- - can't rude al all, al all. an'- slmre thev " du tell me that consUHlicv breeds arrvsiplns. so yer health is alrile. me bhov.sez Oye. So long H.,r„ey. llemimber I I I>P,TI!Ki; O'St LLIVAX.