“I have already asked you five times for the money you owe me.” “But how many times did I have to ask you before you lent it to me?” —"Hummel,” Hamburg.
Plumber: “Pipes burst?” Young Bride: “Y—yes, b—but some of this is t—tears!” —“London Opinion.”
“Just show terror, Miss Laura. Your fiance is sinking—terror! horror! anguish! or I will throw your wretched little poodle into the water.” —“Fliegende Blaetter,” Munich.
Now, 'Erbert, none o’ yer magnetism!”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 678, 1 June 1929, Page 3 (Supplement)
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76“I have already asked you five times for the money you owe me.” “But how many times did I have to ask you before you lent it to me?” —"Hummel,” Hamburg. Plumber: “Pipes burst?” Young Bride: “Y—yes, b—but some of this is t—tears!” —“London Opinion.” “Just show terror, Miss Laura. Your fiance is sinking—terror! horror! anguish! or I will throw your wretched little poodle into the water.” —“Fliegende Blaetter,” Munich. Now, 'Erbert, none o’ yer magnetism!” Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 678, 1 June 1929, Page 3 (Supplement)
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