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-To avoid trouble and insure safety, l breath© through your nose,” states a doctor. Yes, it keeps the mouth shut. "Wall Street Journal.” * * v "When a politician has no time to bother with digging up the facts, ho can always get up and discuss great moral issues.— ‘‘Diego Union. Millionaire Shoo Gets Divorce. —Head-line. Another shoemaker who wouldn't stick to his last. — ••Arkansas Gazette.” The celebration of National Thrift Week should bring signal honours to tho Philadelphia police captain who saved 150,000 dollars in two and a-half rears.—" San Diego Union.” General Chang, after being defeated 1 battle, was desarted by 20 of his .vives. Well, that saves tho general a good many losing fights in the future. “Philadelphia Inquirer.” -V London magistrate has reminded a defendant that the motorist is not entitled to the whole of the road. But •ill that the average motorist seems to want is the front. —"Punch.” Says Edward Schill, of East Orange, “If you teach a boy to blow a saxophone. he’ll never blow a safe." Even so, it's not a thing, to decide hastilj. — ‘‘The New Yorker.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 526, 1 December 1928, Page 27
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186TOPICAL TITBITS Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 526, 1 December 1928, Page 27
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