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So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town goasip.—“Troy Times.” Primo de Rivera has decided not to pet married. He will continue as dictator himself.—“ Dallas News.” * * * An American claims that he can the saxophone while blindfolded. Handcuffs seem to be the only remedy. “"“Punch.” A Mexican arrested by the police in New York was found to be unarmed. It was enough to arouse any Policeman’s suspicions.—" Punch.” The old problem was to get to the Aorth Pole. The problem to-day seems to be to get back from it. —“Marion Star." Science can explain everything except w hy a flivver makes a chicken think it Hves on the other side of the street. "San Francisco Chronicle.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 460, 15 September 1928, Page 23
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125TOPICAL TITBITS Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 460, 15 September 1928, Page 23
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