THROUGH Our EXCHANGES

Stratford Evening Post, Volume XXXVII, Issue 75, 28 November 1913, Page 8

THROUGH Our EXCHANGES

At the Wanganui Shoe,- a broken ic was sustained in a peculiar manm iiv a liov nanunl Sutherland. He w;

standing on a fence anfi, overnaiaucin himself fell to the ground, in lallin his 1e 11 leg became caught in th palings of the fence, and broke.

It begins well, continues well, and aids well—and is good all the time—sweet Slice GOLDEN EAGLE iOBAC AO. Try a tin. GOLDEN EAGLE i the best of all tobaccos. ’ -

“Where do you buy your goods Y was the question put to an Assyrian jeweller at the Christchurch Supreim Court. “Some of it locally,” he re plied; “some from Wellington and Auckland, and some comes from Home.” “Home?” echoed his Honor. “What do you mean by Hornet Gnu mu country?” “No,” replied the witness imperturbably, “England. ’ Every man wliß lilies a good smoki mould try Sweet Slice GOLDEN CAGLE TOBACCO. Cool and sweet: t, can’t burn the tongue. Try a tin. E The humble bee is playing havoc with the broad beaus this .year '(stale; the Waitara Mail.) A good main people finding that no pods had set. .ail their stalk down or rooted them q>, although had they waited long; Miongli there would probably have been a sufficiency of pods from tbeii biter growth. If the flower is examin'd, a tiny hole will be noticed where ho bee has caused the mischief by puncturing the flower near the pistil or extracting pollen, tints making bo formation of the pod impossible.

“Got any baccy?” “For sure! here” oiue Sweet Slice GOLDEN EAGLE.’ ■■lust what I smoke and thre’s noni letter; it doesn’t burn the tongue.” 1 “To Inter jolly well lere’A is a sup>rb instance of a device to which natual eloquence in search ol emphasis is >rone, without the least idea ol indulgug in what is teehnieal ly known as ‘tmesis” (says the Daily Chronicle). ‘Hooray! hooray! hoo-bally-ray!” is niotlior good one. But the very best, terhaps, in its triumph of eonvincug. vigour over pedantic defeusibility, is “Not at all! not a blooming tall!”

‘On a recent rainy evening,” the wri--,or in the Chronicle goes on to say: .‘I ea light the savour of a split ad/erh. It was in a traincar, and the voting ladv from the wdsi lactory was inximrs about her hat. She asked her ■ornpauiori—of icourse she could not see ior own iiat—“it is spoilt ahso-hally-vell-lootly ?”

Sweet Slice GOLDEN FACILE TO ll A COO pi eases, every smoker. Cool, niki, delicious—it won’t hum the ton:ne. Try a tin. There’s nothing to ■qua! it. ' ' *