The Priest-hood — The cowl. A " Fast Life"— Married life. Does it hurt a joke to crock it ? Hod Fellowe — Bricklayers' laborers. A Burst of Eloquence — An exploded idea. There are sixty-eight colleges for ladies in the United States. The highest Coloradisn euphemism for baldheadedness — Your head is getting above timber line. Mrs Partington finds her chief objection to Catholicism in the " enforced celebrity of the priesthood." There are two reasons why some people don't mind their own business : one is that they haven't any business, and the other is that they have no mind. Matrimonial. — Newly-Married Daughter : " Mamma, how long does the honeymoon last ?" Practical Parent : " Until you ask your husband for money, my dear." An item in a Kansas paper informs the public that "Mr of Missouri got to owning horses that didn't belong to him, and the next thing he knew he couldn't get his feet to the ground. He strangled." A Lady Dentist. — A youny lady in a Massachusetts town has taken up dentistry for a living. All the gentlemen patronise her. One young man has become hopelessly infatuated with her, consequently he has not a tooth is bis head, I
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Southland Times, Issue 1619, 13 August 1872, Page 3
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