HOW TO GET SICK.
DOCTOR GIVES ADVICE. AMUSING "RULES." NEW YORK, May 10. Rules on "How to Get Sick'" have been promulgated by Dr. Howard M. Cooper of this borough. . "Eat plenty of starches, get a corporation and look prosperous," lie tolc. fhe Rotary Club here yesterday. "Treat your body like your car and you v/ill soon learn what its trade-in value is. "Wear a tight hat, collect dandruff and you will become bald. "Get cheap eyeglasses and you won't have ito read. You won 't be able to. "Drink planty of coffee, and if u gives you 'nerves,' drink more and you won't have any. "Don't drink water, avoid vegetables and never sleep eight' hours.
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Shannon News, 21 June 1927, Page 2
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