LEFT FACE LIFT
"Can you describe the man?" would have been a waste of a question for the wife of a bloke who decided to shave off his beard last week. He was having trouble making up his mind whether to whip it off or-not, so took off just the left side. His wife came home at seven thirty and came face to face for a few minutes before rushing off to a meeting. She came home later but still failed to notice the asymmetrical visage foliage. It wasn't 'till after half an hour's conversation, complete with hints and hilarity, that she noticed. She says it was caused by too much gazing into the eyes!
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Ruapehu Bulletin, Volume 6, Issue 313, 14 November 1989, Page 16
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115LEFT FACE LIFT Ruapehu Bulletin, Volume 6, Issue 313, 14 November 1989, Page 16
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