POSTSCRIPTS

Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 336, 24 September 1932, Page 4

POSTSCRIPTS

ANOCCASIONALCOli Friend of mine states tfe not notiee the earthquake night. His wife was talku-j at the time. ^ | "With some men," Lee Cowie, "drinking habi;/ stinctive." I should have thought * came from intuition. * * * t The new boy Sultan ofi . . . he's just 18 . . . has not to have anyjnore wives. These resolutions one * * * : ^ An Englishman, an IrijL a Scotsman were shipwrecl desert island with a Frencli The Scot built the gir]a Irishman f ought him for that time the Englishman i which of 'em took her off fe * * * According to a wireless ; will soon be possible to eoti by wireless. Jnst imagine an egg affli* static. * * * tIn an article on etiqe? "Southland Times" says ti; are some things which aresi not done. The steak I got the otlie; ing one of 'em. * * * *■ The "Morning Post" the® had a hhadline "Alleged 5® Port Causes Friction." M Bless me, I've known seizure of some one else'st® a whole war on its own. I * * j ® Apropos the "Ashes" ;-S Sun says that there's maui game played off the cricket® My friend McHaggis eofl ❖ * * I It was the "New YorkB which made the most cuttiwB about the recent ladies' teiB pionship meeting there. Itfl "Miss Blank came to therB stockings," and the next, J "Many of our players areiH cose-vain." || A German scientist annci* he has perfected a process* synthetic coal from paperiB oi a machine resembling gigantic typewriter. B Sort of "earbon" copy. ffi The American authnrit'M fixed the date for the tal-i-B census as April 1. || Who says the Great AmeH morists died with Mark hH Roland or Oliver. ^ Hard though it is to belif® true. •In a little town on the W Coast one of the local parrfl into one of the hotels (tkH to be a whole two on A asking for a donation. lierB was emboldened to askBcH was never in evidence att:B socials. Bung produced two ansB[ of which was enough to ifl man of the cloth. TheyfiB "Well, mister, because B come to my pub and wheaB ials of yours are on I krH Mick in the bar." B An American judge hssjH that it is cruelty for kB kiss his wife. ^ Before I agree or disag^B to see his wife. 5f| Some Movie blurb. ^ A Hollywood actor not getting a free ad. frorB that audienees should harc^B digested meal before goin;:H| tures. Why? They get plenty B| when they get inside tbH house. Pp This week's conundrun^^E Q. — What is the farm^^K problem to-day? B| A. — The travelling sale'-w A MODERN L0YE« I'd sing for her, ^ I'd swing for her, H| I'd lie like anything fo;fi| I'd write for her, BS I'd fight for her, I'd go. without a bitefcB| I'd fly for her, 8B I'd die for her A thousand deaths I'd lurk for her, I'd shirk for her, But, cripes, I wouldn't^K her. THIS WEEK'S CYKB "As soon as you cross^H ary from Canada to the^H can throw away your — Sir H. Walpole. ^ "Money talks," saysa^B Well, all I can say ist^^^B would make a bit more^^H I can find where it is "If you find hairpk5 ?^B of your car what does^B asked counsel in a Wellington last week. _ Well, for one thingS^H the car is an old model H| * KM The difference betwe^Bg money and a worm is Some bird gets both^^B "The man who gives i^BS right is weak," says a B Or married. t mm This week's definitioaJH| "The difference l^y^B and extravagance is between a Coalition our M.P. discussing Y'BH ment allocation." f BB This week's fairy "The journalist sau»tt^H bank and inquired was. ^ A Kansas city jewe^^H imprisoned for violab^^^H ruptcy law by conceahv^w assets in his woodeaa^^H But don's most something up their s'e ^Bj