GINGER NUTS. IT IS.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 195, 28 July 1916, Page 3 (Supplement)

GINGER NUTS.

IT IS.

I lyre is something in the touch of a mail > hand which, like the keyboard of :t piano, tells ii Irs heart lie in tune * • • C ripple your conscience and your soul Mial! hmp ali through eternity. * * * J here are more ways of ialling in lovft than there are of getting out of it. * * * It is <asy ior a mean man to say mat il.o peap!e dislike him because of envy. * * # One may he as u in finding fir? unexpected as in finding the expected. * ♦ # file c.i'Ht is a patradox. It comes to stay and yet goes to waist. * # * A hiafer has no right that a hu-v man Iwumd to respect. # * * The heai;ty of having children in the house i> that wh,-'never you want small ceauge yiiii can always lind it in i.ie '•ai'di'vn's Lank. * * * It takes a poet with a good deal of Humiliation to speak of a mole on a woman s chick as a tear drop petrified hy its own audacity, * * * An cuga gi'ment is ii very fragile thing._ !t canni.t lie dropped without breaking it. * * *. I here can never he any objection to a ciiiar manuiai tuivr puffing his own goodi. * * * C,d r'y sages always file their wise .saws. * # * Idle s tiers glasses till, For the sake oi sitting -till. * *. * Bet'or,- 1 arithmetic was invented people multiplied en the face of the ear:!:. * * * A woman's tongue is like a racehorse, which runs the faster the lesser weight it carries. * * * Go to strangers for charity, to acouauitances for a divorce, to relations filr nothing- and you will always have food simnlv. * * * Strange to say. ii-i man ever geetight, unless he is loose in his hahits. There is nothing green about the grass widow. * * * Every woman who studies her glass neelects her heart.

Brniiion . 'That was n queer insrrption Enpee put 011 his wife's tomliStfUV"." T,nnpnpckor : "What was it?" Bronson : 'Tis better to have loved nnd lost than never to have lost ot all."