Teacher: "Compose a sentence whi .h will contain these three words: boys, bees, anil bear." Jimmy Hogan : "Hoys lues bar? whin they goes ill swimniin'.*' Wife (wlio is playing chess with her husband): "Don't you know that today is my birthday r" Husband (abstractedly): "Is itr" " es: aren't you going to give n;o anything as a lerthday present r" " I had f org* it ten all about it. Certainly, I'll give you something. I'll let you take a pawn."
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/PWT19160407.2.17.17
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 163, 7 April 1916, Page 2 (Supplement)
Word count
Tapeke kupu
79Untitled Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 163, 7 April 1916, Page 2 (Supplement)
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
See our copyright guide for information on how you may use this title.
Acknowledgements
Ngā mihi
This newspaper was digitised in partnership with Auckland Libraries.