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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 99, 22 October 1915, Page 2 (Supplement)

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■ j ~.•!> vim • ia m one hour'; overtime, Rili," said the master of the mill. • How's that? 1 thought n> one uorlcrd overtime last week.'' ■Quite right, guv'nor.'' he rep.ied. -One hour is due to me.'" The ma«.ter regarded him suspicious. * ■■Come, when was it r" he inquired, •I.a-.t Thursday.'' responded Bill. '• I was «-nt up to your to 'cip : hake the carpets " -Y.-. I remember that disfnetl.y, cut in the ■ ><*.,.'' •' But you ?ot off at six si arp." . "Ah. that - true, guv nor. an tar i& it ?oes." assented the man. '' But your missus give me 'arf a meat pie to lake ', me, an' that there hour is for bringin' the dish back!" '•'Before we were married." said Mrs. Chatterton. "you used to tell me how much yon loved me, but you never do novr •" , „ . i <; Of course not, my dear," replied haven't given me a chance to tell you combine. ''Since our marriage you the masculine end of the matrimonial anvthing."