POTTED PHILOSOPHY.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 21, 16 March 1915, Page 1

POTTED PHILOSOPHY.

The root of all evil seems to thiivc j in any soil. Some women one tan t lhit'.cr— j after the undeitaker is summoned. It's only by Hying that you find | out what you can't do. A good husband tells a wife her I faults. An ideal one doesn't think she has any. Jt is not always wise to tell the whole truth—half of it is generally bad enough. Most of our lunatic asylums are filled with knockers. * When you have money enough io invest in mining stock, buy an overcoat. Nothing makes a man look a bigger fojl than the effort to appear abnormally clever. After all, it is better to be damned with faint praise than to be damned With none, Food for reliction a lot of masticating. Fine things are requisite to create a happy home. One is a good cook, and the other fine otic—money. A man doesn't have to understand military tactics in order to drill a hole To show a man you want to get rid of him is the best way of ensuring his constant pieseuce. Ten minutes with one woman are sometimes better than ten months with another. Sympathy is a filing we give our dearest friends in preference to a one pound note. Home people are constantly giving themselves away, and others are always being sold. No wife ever believes her husband until she is tired of him; no husband ever doubts his wife until he wants to get rid of her. It's far better to be ignorant than ill instructed. The heart has reasons that the reason cannot understand. Many a man fails to realise how small tho world is until he begins trying to dodge his creditors. Love's fire generally burns a hole in your pocket. It takes a woman to conceal the things she doesn't know, but a man's ignoranco is always cropping up. When a man can afford 'to lose ho doesn't want to gamble. If you make money your god, you'll find there's the devil to pay. Woman was intended to be a flower, but very often she turus into a weed.