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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 14, 19 February 1915, Page 2 (Supplement)

Two little boys, brothers and inseparable companions, looked so much ajiko as to arouse frequent comment. " Are you little fellows twins?" recently asked a pedestrian, meeting them in the park. sir,'' the elder answered, after a moment of thought; "we're Methodists." "Then you don't think T practise what I preach, eh?" queried the minister, in talking with one of the deacons at a meeting. "No. sir, I don't," replied tlio deacon. "You've been preachin' on the sulv.ject of resignation for two years, an' ye haven't resigned yet." " George, dear, why are some women called Amazons? " " Well, my dear, you remember our geographies said tho Amazon has the largest mouth." But she went out and slammed the door before ho could say any more.