POTTED PHILOSOPHY.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 3, Issue 258, 22 December 1914, Page 4

POTTED PHILOSOPHY.

Many people arc awfully temperate as far as beer and spirits go; but vou will usually find that they have a decent cellar of good ola wine at home.

The berths en board ship are always more numeious than the deaths.

Woman may be the weaker vessel, but it's generally the man who goes broke.

Ths flower of the family is often a blooming nuisance.

People who are generally regarded as a miit of information seldom coin much money out of their knowledge. Many men aim high, but are bad marksmen.

Bigamy has its own reward—and punishment. Some men would forgive a woman everthing just because the is a woman.

The things we do not possesi are what make life worth living. The only sure thing about a suie curs for anything is that it isn't. The easiest way is often the hardest in the end.

It is only natural that a beauty doctor should demand a randsome fee.

It is far better to have ycur fau'ts overlooked than to overtake them.

A portrait is about the only rate thst nobody objects to. When a Rirl is going tj get married her mother usually gives her all the good advice which was given to her when she was married, and which she never used.

There is no objection to ynu taking the bull by the horns but, after all, the horns belong to the bull. It is sometimes easier to discharge an obligation than a cook. A man may not know exactly what be wants, but Le usually gets it. Wisdom is mere precious than rubies, therefore most women prefer iubie3.

The naktd truth is just as bad as the bare fact.