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Poverty Bay Standard, Volume I, Issue 160, 18 June 1884, Page 3

It is reported by a contemporary that a certain musician, disgusted with the chattering that usually takes the place of listening during a musical performance, arranged with his violin, his violoncello, and the rest that the music should suddenly stop in the midst of the loudest passage in the piece. It was done, and, clear and distinct above all the loud talker*’ voices, these words were heard—- “ We always fry our’s in lard I ” A public school teacher in a certain city said that the word “deceitful” meant “ false,” and asked one of the pupils to write a sentence with that word in it. In a few moments the bright boy exhibited his slate with this sentence on it, "My ma has deceitful teeth.” Wanted. WANTED a Man Cook.—Must make good bread.—Apply to P. Banxza, Whataupoko. 205 WANTED KNOWN. — That aU Legal Forms, Writs, Subpcenas, Ac., Ao-, can be obtained at the Tblezhoxx Office. 206 Tenders, TENDERS will be received by the undersigned for the Right to Kill Pigs on “ The Wi lows ” Run up to the 17th of July, GEORGE SCOTT, 209 “ The Willows.” Amusements. •JJ ACFARLANE’S HALL. SECOND SEASON OF •yyiLMOTT’S Q_REAT J~)F\MATIC QOMEDY QOMPANY. MONSTER DOUBLE PROGRAMME. H. Craven’s charming Comedy,

MEG'S DIVERSION. And Byron’s button-bursting Burlesque CINDERELLA. Full of Songs and Dances. The Subscription List, at Mrs. Browne’s, is now open, viz., six balcony or front seat tickets, £1 Is.; six stalls, 155.; packets of six pit tickets at the Masonic Hotel, 10s. each. Balcony and Front Seats, 45.; Stalls, 35.; Pit, 2s. 210 Notices. UNITED ANCIENT ORDER OF DRUIDS, TURANGANUI LODGE. A MEETING of the above Lodge will take place at the Lodge Room, Good Temp’ar s’ Hall, on Thursday Evening next, the 19th inst. Any persons wishing to be installed as Charier Members, can do so on this occasion. A. J. THOMAS, 211 Secretary. TO THE ELECTORS OF THE EAST COAST. /"'! ENTLEMEN, —Permit me to return to you my sincere thanks for the support you have accorded me in the late contest. As Parliament is about to be d’ssolved and a General Election to take place in a few weeks from now, I hope to be again in the field seeking your suffrages in the Liberal interest, Again thanking my numerous friends and supporters, to whom I am so much indebted, for their many kind acts, I beg to remain, Yours faithfully, 212 M. J. GANNON. GISBORNE INSTITUTE. THE Usual Weekly Meeting of the above will be held This (Wednesday) Evening, in the County Council Chambers. The Ven. Archdeacon Williams, will read a paper on “ Some Neglected Out-door Pastimes." Ladies and other friends of members are

invited to attend. A. A. GEORGE, 203 Secretary. GISBORNE PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIO. 0 P. BROWNE Having just received from England a consignment of a very superior Photographic appliances, is now prepared to take Portraits from Carte-de-Visite to Life-size. Views and residences photographed to order. Chromo-Photographs, Enamelling, Coloring, Ac. All work guaranteed good. Photographs of Gisborne and neighborhood for sale by C. P. Beowxe, Photographer. 848 W. J. QUIGLEY, A RCHITECT AND QUANTITY SURVEYOR. 911 [a czbd.] Mr. w. p. finne r a n . ARCHITECT. Otficb : Next Parnell and Boylan’s Iron-mongei-y Store, Gladstone Road. Gisbobke. 835 THOMAS’ CARBOLISED SHEEP DIP. JUST TO HAND—Some 15 lb. tins; also, 100 lb. drums. PORTER A CROFT, Agents. Flies and. Bogs, Beetles, insects, roaches, ants, bed bugs, rats, m’ce, gophers, jack-rabbits, cleared out by “ Rough on Rats. ” 7ad. The New Zealand Drug Company, General Agents.