PHRASES THAT NOBODY EVER SAW IN A NEWSPAPER.

Poverty Bay Standard, Volume I, Issue 4, 3 November 1883, Page 4

PHRASES THAT NOBODY EVER SAW IN A NEWSPAPER.

We regret to chronicle the decease. The proceedings opened with prayer. The case had not concluded when our reporter left. The matter has been placed in the hands of the detectives. Too much praise cannot be awarded to the energetic policemen. We can on no account undertake to return rejected manuscripts. The respondent is a person of unprepossessing appearance. The valuable columns of your influential and widely read journal. The Ministry has under consideration the necessity of dealing wi’h. The recipient, in a few well-chosen sentences, acknowledged the present. The prisoner, who seemed to feel his position acturately, was then removed. The remaining characters were satisfactorily undertaken by the Company. We are informed by a correspondent, for whose veracity we can vouch. A serious accident, but one fortunately unattended with fatal results.

The catering in the capable hands of Mr So-and-so left no'hing to be desired. Should any further intelligence come to band it will appear in our third edition. At an early ho”r yesterday morning the inhabitants were aroused from their slumber bv the tones of the city fire bell.