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Patea Mail, Volume V, Issue 475, 12 November 1879, Page 3

A good story is told of one of thd how school of parsons who was recently preaching in ajstrange church in a village. Fearing his hair Vras hot properly parted in the middle, or that he had a smudge on his nose, he quietly said to the beadle (there being no mirror in the vestry), John, could you get me a glass ?”

John disappeared, and after a few minutes returned with a parcel underneath his coat which, to the astonishment of the parson, he produced in the form of a Jcmonarhbottle nnd n gill of whisky, saying, “Ye niHim na let on boot it, minister, for 1 got it as a great favour, and J wadna hae got it at a’ if I hadua said it was for you.” Holloway's Ointment ani Pills. —Throat Affections.—All the varieties of these distressing complaints may be readily and effectively treated by rubbing this Ointment twice a day upon the neck and ebest, and supporting the strength by suitable nourishment. By this simple means, diptheria, ulcerated and relaxed throats, irritation of the windpipe, quinsey, and all glandular enlargements will have their progress arrested and the destruction they have caused, repaired. Holloway’s Ointment is the most trustworthy remedy for all internal and external throat ailments, and may be safety and effectively employed in every case, without regard to season, sex, age, or constitution. It is highly extolled for its ready cures of spasmodic coughs, chronic hoarseness, and disagreeable discharges from the throat and nose.