KILKENNY CATS.

Patea Mail, Volume III, Issue 254, 15 September 1877, Page 2

KILKENNY CATS.

An American gentleman asked an Irish friend in New York to give him the real version of the .story about the Kilkenny cats. In reply he received the following linos : There wer • two cats at Kilkenny, Each thought there was one cat too many; So they quarrel I’d and fit. They scratch’d and they bit, Till, excepting their nails, And the tips of their tails, Instead.of two cats, there warnt any !

Strangers and country settlers coining’ to Carlyle, are very often at a loss to know which is the best and cheapest General Drapery and Clothing Establishment in the'district. Ik A. Adams’ Cardigan II ousc, offers special advantages that can be met with nowhere else in the district, lie keeps the largest and best assorted stock of every description of drapery goods, imported direct —and from the best colonial houses ; which, being bought on the advantageous terms, and having thorough knowledge of the business, enables him to offer goods of sterling quality at prices that cannot be improved on by any other bouse in New Zealanl. Every article is marked in plain fignre*, from which there is no deviation ; so that' inexperienced people are as well served as the best judges, the terms being net cash, without rebate or abatement of any kind. Note the address —It. A. Adams; Cardigan House, nearly opposite Town Hall, Carlyle.— advt.

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