LIMERICKS.

Otaki Mail, 25 September 1922, Page 2

LIMERICKS.

1 Tin* following limericks. 1 1 *'»'* children \< competitions ot < ) , :ti 1 ; Thursday caused a deal of tcrest: — I know a vouu£i lady named Baxter. Who M serve you with sweet s v. het: yv I axed her, Bill Massey peeped in. Walked off with a grim Jler business was brisk. >0 lie IsNcttb: Air- Kempt"; We’ve a tough uu in Mayor, M: Brandon, Funny notions h*- Nvjll not abatidett, Be it Reading room site. Or Rest Resort plight. Not a leg will he give us I" :-tt Rev. IN:.There was an old man of Otaki. Who heard ol the tame ot Inv-lcu... 11,. cowed to the moon 1 'll follow you soon, But just wait till I borrow some, be::'. - Georg'- -bi!,' Tuere wa- an old wan ol Om Who he ant of the fa of TVHe vowed to the moon ] 'll follow you But his wife said, you'll stay m. chappie. —A rt inn bs :’ - Titet'c it n - a young maid or tec. When out, was smiling and h. When she got home She made them all groan. She v.n- mj iiotrtbly -uapp;,. —Be:itree Kcs--1 . I.vdei j a met. 1 1 He t ricu to unpiov* the tvHi.- hr t little caper Wa- to write to the paper. On a topic called ‘ ‘ Reali-ation Rev Sit ill those heap o! old tin-. Brandon J.R. They may harbour omc rat ora : - But at; aiig-iv Ghink ru.-lo.d ' ’ cried, ‘‘What for. vou take mv --Arthur .bv.-H'-' 1 Our clime i- -o in i:: Ota.:-;. 1 Heron Brown once -a vv That everything grow- pr - - Except the hair on the cvv. n *■“ head. [ —Arthur ' St. George he t a cunning : Hi:- pill- are sweet to -waliov But in an hour or two, oh dear What a dreadful pain will s —Arthur There’s a dapper little clerk - town. Who each morning exclaim drown.’ If in nineteen two tb Better light we don’t In this moonv, loony, g it-'- - !>' | ... _ KS „ I There wa - a bad mart called ■' - Who told a young gar! he ■■ her. ’ ’ Her father came out And gave him a clout, Then carried him borne on a -Mr- F'.'We've a club where there - row, An exceptional thing you’d It ha- plenty of -quail*. And nerve-racking ba ■•■■■■ But there’s nothing worse ‘‘Bow-Wow.” —Rev. There was a reciter named Wi.v came as a judge to our --aid h 1 :-. when I bark. ( Unies-; the kid, bark. | Nos b .oui of the lot will I —B'T. s ! Our spring’; too cold, the ;:.m'-”* ' And got quite in a fluster; ; I’ll get you heat, utid Nick'I Pa: an advert in sty Buster. -A WiichcH stood down on shore, Saw a sailor caat up on a rat' j I hope you’re not coining aiiorv- 8" he, To ask for an overdraft.