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Opunake Times, Volume I, Issue 24, 21 September 1894, Page 3

Pastor Talmage, it is related, lately startled one of his audiences by ascending a high pulpit with assumed difficulty. When he got to the top he sighed as though the labor had quite exhausted him, and said ; “ That’s the way you get to Heaven, only after hard work my friends.” Then to the astonishment of his audience, he cocked one leg over the hand-rail, and slid down to the bottom again, much as a boy would slide dowjistais at home. The doctor looked up and remarked : “ And that’s the way you go down to hell, nothing easier my friends.” MRS DUFFILL, jpBACTICAL MIDWIFE AND NURSE. Opunake Begs to inform the ladies of the District that she has taken over Mrs Hill’s practice. Letters or telegrams to be addressed “ Opunake.” C. ORCHARD, JgOOKSELLER, STATIONER, DEALER IN TOBACCOS, PIPES, FANCY GOODS, &c., OPUNAKE, Has made great improvements and alterations in his shop, which he has Obtained a Lease of for Four Years. He has just received an assortment of PIPES, NEW NOVELS, DOLLS, and other toys. Plain and Fancy Stationery Account Books Inks, Pens, Pencils Books of all kinds Prayer and Hymn Books, Bibles, Dictionaries, Cookery Books and others The prettiest and best Fancy Goods, Cards, &c., iu the district. All well selected. New and cheap. Cut-out Paper Patterns, Books and Music procured to order.

Fruit of all kinds in season. Best kinds of Lollies and Biscuits. MRS ORCHARD Receives pupils for Instruction in Music and Singing, To whom she imparts a thorough knowledge. Open to engagement for Balls and Parties. Good time and pretty music guaranteed. For Salk.— A First-Class Piano, on easy terms.