GROWING HAMS?
Two small boys were gazing at the shop windows decorated for Christmas. Presently they arrived at the butcher’s shop, and one pointed to a number of hams hanging from a hoily branch. “Lock, Tom,” he said,, “look at them ’ams a-growing up there!” “'Get away,” said the other. “’Ams don’t grow.” “Well, that’s all yon know about it.” said the other scornfully. “Ain’t you ever ’eard of a ’am-hush”
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Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 233, 13 September 1939, Page 4
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71GROWING HAMS? Opotiki News, Volume II, Issue 233, 13 September 1939, Page 4
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