HE WON
Three American youths were boasting about the merits of their respective; fathers. Said one: “See that magnificent bridge? My pop built that. Look me over, boys; look me over'” “That’s nothing,” replied the second. “Do you see that colossal liner sailing under the bridge? My pop built that. Look me over, boys; look me over!” For a moment the third buy said nothing. “Well,” said one of the others, “what is the remarkable tiling that wc can credit your father with?” “Look me over, boys, came the quiet answer. “Look me over!”
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Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 17, 30 March 1938, Page 4
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94HE WON Opotiki News, Volume I, Issue 17, 30 March 1938, Page 4
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