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NZ Truth, Issue 1240, 5 September 1929, Page 6

A RELIABLE pick-me-up. The police patrol. • * * A TRAVELLER says our trains • are ™ works of art. Studies m still life. A BOXER keeps Press cuttings of all . his fights. A scrap-book. # •'.-.# .-■ OPIUM smugglers have no sense of duty. , A # * * AN optimist. A man who loses a bank roll and asks for Its return. ••- # ; -•■;» • A MAN told a Magistrate that his ■** wife left him because he was a vegetarian. This should gain a lot of converts from the meat eaters. # A .'* .. '•".. '•'.' A MAN was sentenced to two months ** m prison for stealing \ apples. Nothing to what Adam had to suffer. » .'-»/.•'.' THE only time a married man is al- ■*■■■ lowed to talk without interruption is when his wife is asleep. A • ' ■ » .. ;-• ; TT is said that pillion-riding is dying A out. There has been a falling off now and again. ''-.-'' »*. ■ » IT is said that trams are to be built * with seats for conductors. Hope they don't forget the passengers. • '■ • . * * * . A WRITER holds that women are ** more irritable m winter. Scold weather. '*. #■ . # A SHOPLIFTER was caught with the j goods ' m a pocket of her underskirt. Plunderwear.' . • ■■--.* * T TPON the appearance of motor-cars horses were frightened of them. Horse sense. , * *■' V : .*' A CORRESPONDENT- asks;: "Why do **; men leave home?" We suspect that there's generally a woman m it! * * a y *' A MOTORIST recently admitted that " he had knocked down twenty pedestrians m fifteen years;. Probably f there will be a presentation when he attains his majority.' * *.-- .:*■- A FASHION journal contends that nothing- is ■ easier to slip' on than the dress of the modern flappei*. Banana skins take some beating ! * ■ •:. • ''■■*■-. MO matter how keen a- wireless enA ' thusiast may be he will never wax ecstatic about static. • . *..; * : '■ * A MAN was arrested witlv a bomb m **■' his possession. A member of soriie uplift society. . I A SCIENTIST says the air is always ** full of rubbish. But one can always turn off tlie wireless. • '"»...# .'*'■'. MEXICO frequently suffers from *' general uprisings. If it's not one general, it's another. y-i ■*• -•■-'-•—«;'■-,.. -.-. * > THE girls who went toA the button 1 ; factory, and sew on, sew oh A A A