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NZ Truth, Issue 1240, 5 September 1929, Page 6

TT was a thoroughly English room. I Three hearty British chairs. LIE was fond of his mug of beer. And II found himself m jug. * # # - A TRADE note says the price of eggs f 1 has been reduced. So has the size. .■*•■■* * '• A FURNISHING firm says carpets are ** down. That is quite usual. . '#■'.. A..::* '.-.#.. T OCAL body meetings are becoming v night-mayors. ** A * AN advertiser asks that a man he met m a restaurant communicate with -him. Waiters have a habit of forgetting to come back. , •".'. ■ ■'* * • ' . :A FAMILY became ill after eating ■ chutney. It was traced to its sauce. *' # # W/HEN bowing to a gentleman friend, ** a girl tripped over an obstruction. Falling for him, , .'* * * W^ITPI the cold weather ruling, bath . control is not being exercised to any degree. # . ; # * VyRIENTAL: BAY is said to be the V most, polite place m the summer. The best form is seen there. . . . : *'"'■".*, ': ? : W7OMEN are said to bo frequenting " men's 'hair'dressing saloons. Community singeing. .-.-•'' ,'■:*:■ ' • ■ W/HAT irritates a woman more than ■ a man who does not understand her, asks a writer. A man who does. .. # * A # A DOCTOR . says most people don't • know how to breathe properly. Trust-doctors to stop that. i • •■ • - * . •. A WIRELESS fan says he : always gets - Madrid when it is raining. Others simply get wet. A WRITER says the modern woman does not know where her husband goes at night. She' should stay home one night and she might find him there. .*. y •'.'* * : \ TT'S a pity that the new "standing" orders for Parliament do not compel some members .to remain sitting. * • .'• • . QUITE a number 'Aof half-baked" theories concerning the, .• Christchurch fire-fiends '^nded; m.- smpke;' ''"."A ■ . a : " : ;. .■# a y * '•'- THE soldier who tripped over a dixie m the cook-house at a. recent territorial camp got into a fine stew!. % * . *: 'Ay * y * " '• ", : ' ".. pAUSE and -Effect: When v tlic air' escapes from a tyre it's apt to pv.t the wipd';.up a motorist! ■ » -' ;'. ' .*' * THERE is good luck m. odd numbers, . .says a writer. In Christchurch one gets little good luck, but a lot of odd numbers. * » TN- Chicago they go '"boom" first and ■*• • "faw down" afterwards.