The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1177, 21 June 1928, Page 1

The Critic

"JJO W many men make speeches ' you ** can hear?" asks a; lady writer. The answer, is: How many get the chance? ##• • . pERHAPS the marriage rate /would •*• not be so slow- if marital ties were not so fast. *• * » TO put a constable off; the. scent, a •*■ wanted man pretended to have been m bed all evening. Framing an alibye-by'e. • , # * *■'* CTEPS and: path at Minne- Ha Ha v Falls are said to be m a dangerousState. Visitors will soon be tumbling to the joke. * . . * : ' ■*•.*: PRINCE ' CAROL'S bold is better, re- ' 1 ports a daily. Probably 'mere h,ankie-panky, anyhow. • ' '.. * - * •. * ' ■ * I TN U.S. the Gideon /Society tries to put a. Bible m every hotel bedroom. Good for the giddy 'uns. ■ .. 'i -.* ' * * ' » * "EVENING POST*': "Crowds of resi- * *-* dents arid . visitors thronged ' the Chateau Saint Germain ,to ' catch a glimpse of the ex-Maharajah of Indore and his bride. But the couple remained indoors." -Or should' it be "Indores"? *■*.•:*' ■•■'■"." MEN dress, for women. , So do women. ' >. , ■ ■ ■ A . * * WEATHER Note: N-N-Never m-mind . y about your tin hares. G-g-give us a hot dog. '**.... * • "*. •'•

A l BISHOP'S See. PIRLS. are again blaming chaps for their sore lips. ■'. *' •. # ; •' . ; ■ THE faster the 1 flapper the more laps ■ she wins by. ;#■■.-'.*»■ * ' MODERN flat-builders -don't intend •" • their tenants to. suffer fromroomatism. *■•'•■• ' •'■''•■*• ' ' * . #„..■.#._* AN, evening paper states that - "when •*"* accosted, the woman was wearing a man's . over-hauls." Just been through her husband's pockets, apparently.. ....''' j ■ * * #. #■■■'■■ I INDBERGH and Tunney agree that Ll being 'a hero is irksome. ' Sheckled to fame! „_ y * # v ' jV/f R. EORD says : " 'Lizzie ?'.' Nay, "*' 'Betty.' " Surely he means"Betty, nee Lizzie." . * - * * "PAN a girl be too pretty for a job?" asks a daily. But' who's going to job a pretty girl? ##■ - * : "My angel!" So I called her when She made me happiest of men; She's still my angel, I'll aver, I For no one else can harj. m_§jier.