LAMENTOSO

NZ Truth, Issue 1152, 29 December 1927, Page 4

LAMENTOSO

A f n ThpptinK of representative SotLw'S-'^rmers on SatuMay Si-Si and found that his cows averted o pound less o£ milk \t ay under the new hours, the cows not beS B ready for milking at the advanced afternoon hour.— News Item. Old Brindle tossed her crumpled horn, And looked towards the sun; Said she— "lf ever foo were born, That Sidey takes the bun." Then Pansy — young, and in her prime; She bellowed— "Si ly coon, He's tampered with the bally clock i And spoilt the afternoon!" Next Strawb'rry spoke — "Of worldly men, He's sure the greatest dud — I'm one pound short through milk; ing when I've not half chewed my cud." Old Bluey yawned — "I've lost my punch; I can't fill half a pail, For just as one has finished lunch— We're wanted at the bail." Lowed Horace — bull of Jersey ilk — "You cows! Come, take a reef; If you don't milk and ,milk and milkBy Jimminy — You're beef!"