PEEPS AT THE PASSING SHOW

NZ Truth, Issue 1150, 15 December 1927, Page 1

PEEPS AT THE PASSING SHOW

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THERE will soon be something in the *■ seaside air again. ? ..■'#.■ , • - ».'.<■ ADAM'S rib is an old bone/of vcon- '* tention. ( '}. DIVORCEES throw a lot of soiled u linen into the judicial tub— : bjut it won't wash. ' ! . .•■'*' "• V ,' ; . •, ... i '■ THOSE short-cuts to success] are 1 often finger-posts ( to disappointment. !•'.'' ■ '#. .#,•■■''."'■ * MONE so dull as they who try to be '** too sharp. ■ '.* .•■'.•. '-• VV/OULD-BE criminals, have always " : found • the hangman's rope a knotty problem. .'•'■■■■'* ■*■■'- ■■*■' •'' PURIOUS that the mistress of a bouse is generally master of the situation. - , . ■ , * ■'' ■*■ *•''' ,-' .* JEWELLERS are. said' to have produced a'combination ring suitable for the successive uses, pf engagement, wedding and teething. ~*

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CiJJii. ¥ '»■' othu'acteiustic silence making u itself heard. ■ ■■'# ' » ». - - DOA - CONSTRICTORS or money- *-* lenders—either will squeeze the life out of you. . * ■*. .' * ' THE methods of some American oil financiers are a long . way below

par. .'*■;•".*. * QPTIMISM is the "spirit combining yj cheapness with a big -kick, but lacking the destructive head-throes of bottled cheerfulness. '■•..;■■•.-■'* '. # '#;■■'. THE mirror of fashion, often casts A some awful reflections. ■'■-.',.: '■ * "■' ; ..* ■'■■!■' ■# DEOPLE fond of basking in the lime-' 1 light of notoriety often find themselves cast into outer darkness. # '■■' ' ■".'#■ . * THE man who walks in his wife's sleep is an opportunist. ' ~'„■■■.'■'. # v . - * •"'•■.#■'• ' . TT is not surprising that a French - 1 scientist who protested against babies' comforters was howled down.