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NZ Truth, Issue 130, 14 December 1907, Page 3

Even an angel m heaven has no in-dividuality.-tTom Wilford at Ms best. A Wellington man was arrested oa •his Scotch accent recently. A man named Cutts bought a bag of stolen sugar from one of. Collie's carriers, or said he did, and the seller was described to 'Tec Williams as a large person with a Doric brogue and a red moustache. There are two men m the same employ, Brotherston and Gardiner, who are reasonably large, adorn their countenances wi£h a ginger mo., and breathe haggis and bagpipes m every syllable. To make sure of his bird, the 'Tec brought both parritch eaters to the station for identification by Cutts, who selected Brotherston, but that wild Caledonian got off subsequently mainly through the instrumentality of lawyer Tom Wilford, who aroused considerable doubt m the mind of the S.M, It is a fjrPn.t inconvenience to be a ScotiAu I**1 ** sonietiraw*-