The magistrate was dealing with a case in which two women were concerned. “What is your complaint against defendant ?” he inquired of the plaintiff. Please, jour Worship,” was the reply, “she called me a fool and I have witnesses to prove it.” The obviously newly-wedded pair 7iad stopped to get some light refreshment. A trim waitress nnpronched them and politely asked if they wanted honeymoon salad. The bashful and nuzzled bridegroom asked of what it consisted “Just lettuce alone,” replied the waitress. Business Manager: “I did one charitable act to-day, dear.” His Wife (sweetly): “Oh, do tell me!” “One of my clerks wanted an increase in salary so that he could get. married, aha 1 refused to giro it to him.”
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New Zealand Times, Volume LIII, Issue 12622, 6 December 1926, Page 8
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121Untitled New Zealand Times, Volume LIII, Issue 12622, 6 December 1926, Page 8
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