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Manawatu Standard, Volume IX, Issue 24, 29 December 1884, Page 4

» most ritltculous scene occulted at a c! lurch m Nt.vcastle-on-Tyne rot l'»ng ago. \ policeman was I ■•*».-• /ing a church as a gentleman came wt. The man jokingly scons: the policeman, and saiil he wtfs wanted inside, meaniug that the n?"i?v'.2V would J»e glad to have him fjvn Vom the error of his ways, and seek the truth. The stupid policcr.jari thought there was some trouWe i*K\le, aofl so went m. The sexton •?€ ?' ■«£ a policeman, was anxious to g> ye him a favorable seat, so he said, ; " Conoc tfjvin up here," and lie took bun to a pew, as much as to say •*help yourself." There was another man m this pew, a deacon with a sinister expression, as the p.-%3man thought, and he supposed that tl is was the. man they wanted fi>sv«iijo he tapped the deacon on the erm, and told him to come n'cDg. The deacon turned pale, ar»d edged along as though to get i away, when the policeman took him Hy ti?e collar and jerke 1 him out into the aisle. The deacon struggled, •■M.-iVug the po r iceman was crazy, and tried to get away but was dragged alurig. Many of the congregation thojgbt the deacon had done something wring, aud some of them got behind the deacon, and helped the officer to rile him out. Arrivirig ai tbe lock-up the policeman sair the man who said he was wanted at the church, and ask*d him what the e^ia^e was against the deacon, and he didoH kno^, so the sexton was ?p,:paled to and he didn't know, and f Mil 1 / the priGouer was as' r ed. what it was all about and he didn't know, and after a while the matter was t 'trlained. and the policeman who 1-ad to arrest somebody, took the man into custody who told him he was wanted m the church, and he was fined £1 and costs.

J\n adverLueircPt a;>p?n'ed m the Py'hiey p-.ij*?.'s on the Ulh • October, jn!.'i«»g tbe members of tbe New •"U- eh Wctles bianch wf tbe SecuhirMs to attend the funeral of M s £.Uen AJell. Mr Thotnaa Walice*', the well known Seculaiist lecturer, Vvas amviuoeed to deliver aii orat : on at the grave. Just as tbe funeral p^rty bad met at the bcu.se, Sergeant Keating and a police cc .^suWe put man appearance and anriied William l>ell. lh^ husband of the deceased, on a charge of fcaif'pg tb? death of b ; s wife. Upon the arri/al off !is police trie following parley took plac^ between the officer and the accused : — Serjeant Ifp^i'ig, h/ing his hahds on the shoulder ot Bell, said: i aucsfc you on a charge of hnving caused the death of \ cur wife, Ellen Dell, m Campbs 7 ' street, o/F Glebe Point T?->ad. on. tbe 10th instant.— The accused relied : I have assisted my w ; 'e mf«yv ov five confinements. J advocate -Bi'j'Jl&ugh's principles and M*' ! :!r.isian ideas. I want to see libat theory cairied into practice. jV-'eans were used bjt I decline to say who us'tfl them.—Sergeant Keating: \Vell I must arrest yon. — /"cuted: WpH, you can if you like, but I stick to my principle." . I do not believe m over population. Mr Bradlaugh is quite right. — Ser-ge-ait Keating : Why did younot will m a medical man ? — Accused : That is nothing to do with you. — Sergeant Feat ing : "W hat means were used ? — Accused: I decline to answer. — Bel vas then charged with haviug caused the death of his wife. The iratter bas been reported to the coroner, and an inquest will be held at the South Sydney morgue.

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