THE FIRESIDE.
Qnaek-'So you prefer my medicines to those of Dr Pillsbury ? Mrs Mbllwan--•Och, indeade, doctber, dear, ye'er a dale better than the other old humbug, • Sarah, this going oat race. 8 strntly I cannot have ; next Sunday you most stop at home »U day.' ' But, mVam, I hare promised my^ aont to spend the afternoon . with her. gbnny, interceding : •Do let her go mamma. Her aunt has been made a sergeant, and has got a new coat with stripes on it, and a great °°you W are'on the wrong tack/ said the pilot's wife, when the hardy son of the loadSounding sea sat down on it, and arose with the usual exclamation, 'No/ &c replied after a critical examination, 'I'm on the right tack, bnt shoot me dead if laih't on the wrong end of aske/at table if she would take some more cabbage, * young lady recently returned from boarding-school replied, By no means, madam, gastronomies! satiety admonishes me Sat Ihave arri? Ed avthe ultimate of onliDary deglutition consiitent with thecodeof EscnlaWhat is the difference between pawnee^and ° ff When amari goes tolaw, he does not stop to count the cost; He leavesthe clerk of the court to do that, and, as a rule, .none of the item T SS it iB 4 the mfttrT well ?' A Yes, infleeu. : He's worth over Son!and drinks so hard that he never c^ngoStolociety } «o she's notbothered with him,'
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Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 175, 30 June 1883, Page 3
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235THE FIRESIDE. Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 175, 30 June 1883, Page 3
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