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Motueka Star, Volume IV, Issue 190, 16 June 1903, Page 4

WHEN“RHEUMO” GOES IN RHEUMATICS GO OUT!

THAT tells the story of “Rheumo." It is a solvent of uric acid, anp Nature’s mode of solution. It is the excess uric acid in the system that causes Rheumatism, Sciatica, Gout, Gravel, and kindred complaints, and Rheumo is the medicine tnat cures. In diseases dependent upon a uric acid diathesis, it is a remedy of extraordinary potency. Rheumo is a medicine—not a liniment. Rheumo is a liquid—not a pill. Rheumo acts promptly and effectively. “ Rheumo Conquers Rheumatism.” Sold by all chemists end stores ac"2s 6d and 4s 6d per bottle.

* ChAMBELLAIN’s COUGH REMEDY loosens the cough, relieves the lungs and opens the secretions. It counteracts any tendency of a cold to result in pneumonia. It is unequalled for bad colds. It always cures and cures quickly. A. Manoy sells it.

It is a curious fact that no fewer than three times during his military eareea Sir George ’White, considering promotion hopeless, was on the point of resigning ; on one occasion, indeed, he had actually posted a letter to the authorities to this effect; but he was in time to withdraw it before it could take effect. Just before the outbreak of the XJoer war Sir George had met with an accident to his leg, and had not recovered when hostilities were in sight. Lord Wolseley told him that he feared his temporary lameness must be a reason for keeping him at home. “I beg 5 our pardon, sir,” was the General’s reply, “my leg is well enough for anything but running away.” Mahuta’s sage remark on leaving Government House, Auckland, after the signing awav of his mana was—“ Fine man*' Ranfurly ; good whisky.” Mr R. M’Nabb has been appointed District Constable at Karamea. Major Chaytor has passed his examinations as tMajor with the high average of S2 per cent. Congratulations. Sir Joseph Ward informed a deputation at .Christchurch that before the end of the year coal will be supplied from the State mine at a lower price than it was retailed at present. Max O’Rell and a German Governor of one of the States of America got to be great friends, and when sufficiently familiar the Governor confided to Max that he objected to one of his sayings—that “Germans had no humour.’" “Well,” said Max. “its this way, 1 used to tell a tale of a tree that was so high that it took two men to see to the top of it. One looked as far as he could, and the other started looking where the other left off! And,” added Max, “1 never met a German yet who could see the joke,” “Joke !” replied the Teuton, “that’s not a joke, it’s a d d lie !” The Unlucky Boy is always getting his fingers burnt, his hand cut or his shoulder sprained, His parents should keep a bottle of Chamberlain’s Pain Balm in the house, This is h liniment of superior merit, One application gives relief, Try it, A, Manoy sells it,

The other day a train, near the scene of the accident in the Wairarapa, where Fireman Fee met his death recently, came upon a bull on the railway line. The animal galloped ahead of thf» engine for a quarter of a mile, and then turned round and charged. There was a smash, and 12cwt of live meat and two shattered horns fell with a thud into the ditch. . Mr W. A. Treweeke, of Ryne Hill, near Chipping Norton, Oxford, England, has sent the following particulars of an extraordinary lambing of the first 100 ewes in his registered Oxford Down flock:-—lO4 lambs from 100 ewes, made up of nine triplets, 76 twins, and 15 singles. One ewe had three dead lambs and others had two. Five lambs died from different causes. Two ewes died after lambing, leaving 98 ewes with 182 lambs, all in excellent condition. This is a breeders’ record. A “ship on fire” is a tearful thing, All helpless on the deep, No vessel near her help to bring, Whilst flames about her leap ; - ■ A cough or cold is bad enough, Though we can help procure, And never fail to drive them off With— WOOD’S GREAT PEPPERMINT