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Motueka Star, Volume II, Issue 84, 3 June 1902, Page 4

THE UNLUCKY BOY is always getting his fingers burnt, his hand cut or his shoulder sprained. His parents should keep a bottle of Chamberlain’s Pain Baim in the house. This is a liniment of superior merit. One application gives relief. Try it. • A. Manoy sells it.

There is a lad in a certain Scotch town who is noted for his shrewdness. The other-day he was sent by his father to *a : neighbouring public house with the following order :-“Please send to our house ten dozen of ale.” Now it so happens that one of the publican’s faults is a propensity to poke his nose into other people’s business, and so, when he had read the order, he could not ncTp c;jc.eul«.uuig : “Guid gracious, laddie, and whatever is yer fether gaun tae dae wi’ sae muckle ale?” For a moment Johnni© was puzzled, knowingthat hig father would not like him to tell the truth exactly. Then an idea occurred to him, and he quietly replied: “I’m ho verra sure, but I think lie’s gaun tae mak’ a cork frame, and he’ll need the corks.” It Will Not do to fool with a bad cold No one can tell what the end will be Pneumonia, catarrh, chronic bronchitis and consumption invariably result from a neglected cold. As a medicine for the cure of colds, coughs and influenza, nothing can compare with Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. It always cures and cures quickly. A. Manoy sells it. There is a tribe in Central Africa among whom speakers in public debates are required to stand on one leg while orating, and to speak only as long as they can so stand. This desirable innovation might be introduced in New Zealand public life with good effect. t Cabinet has decided that there are to be no special remissions of prisoners’ sentences on account of the King’s Coronation. Chamberlain s Cough Remedy loosens the cough, relieves the lungs and opens the secretions. It counteracts any tendency ot a cold to result in pneumonia. It is unequaled for bad colds. It always cures and cures quickly. A. Manoy sells it. *** JOB PRINTING of every description executed with neatness and despatch- sat the Motu~ eh a Star Office\