THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN.

Manawatu Herald, Volume XLVII, Issue 2876, 28 April 1925, Page 2

THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN.

RANDOM SHOTS. ( By Tin l Ono eyed Gunner.) It is rumoured flint a section of llio electors are trying to boost the town by pul ting a Bob in. Others, however, are doing their best to make their Murk. The exchange problem again! At I ,s, >\ tin l Bob and Mark have equivalent values. Local financiers are •tumbling on the inflation of one or “'‘her after 10-morrow. “.\f.t .0." writes: “Would you kindly inform me who won the debate between ‘Progress’ and ‘lntrospect.’ "—The voting was lif'ty- • itly, but we understand their difference lias been scuttled in a pint “f lemonade little more than a stone’s throw from this office. Working along the lines of Ihe human interest story, we have ascertained for flic delectation of our naders that the favourite proverbs of candidates are as follows: — I’cireau, ,\I. hi.—“A stale loaf is better than no bread.’' Bryant, R. —“A sniff in time saves nine." amis, W. —“’Tis a long waist that has no turning.” Cowley, S. E. — “ Putty and paint make the devil a saint." Easton, A. P. —-“Every cow has a silver lining.” McMurrny, R. —“All's well Unit ends swell.” Martin, E. G. —“A plank in the hand is worth two on the head.” “Murphy. E. J.—“ More waist less speed.” Parkin, E. —“Thyme is the essence of business." Band, Cave. —“One sniff of oats makes the old horse kin." Simmons, Charles. —“'Tis better to have harped on one string than never to have harped at all." Thompson. B. J. —-“'Tis a long road without our flivver.” Walker, M. IT. —“An egg a day keeps the axe away." Winstanley, T. W. —“’Tis an ill wind that blows nobody’s prices up." Woods, Frederick. —“To sow is human; to reap is divine."