A COMPLAINT.
• [TO THE EDITOR.] Sir —I am a teetotaler and very nearly a vegetarian,, consequently I make it a rule never to enter a “pub.” I,ast night as I was wandering home down Main Street just opposite Whyte’s Hotel, two persons did their best to persuade me to go iuto that place. I resisted, and then they proceeded to force me, but they bad not reckoned on my obstinacy or kicking powers and after a brief struggle they desisted and allowed me to proceed home in peace. lam somewhat deficient in my impediment of speech, can-, not write, and did not recognise ray ass-ailauts. I doubt, if the police interviewed me, it would be in my power to identify them. — Yours etc., Moke an A. (Generally known as Mark’ Perreau’s Donkey!)
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXI, Issue 453, 25 March 1909, Page 2
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132A COMPLAINT. Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXI, Issue 453, 25 March 1909, Page 2
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