Clippings from Puck.
"Vyhere a pair of deaf mutes— matt and wife— try to 'hear the last word between themselves, might it not be called a hand-to-hand contest. Looking at pictures is an easy way of thinking. Woman's Way Husband —I am not ready to go out walking yet. Wife—But /'am, and we must go immediately. Husband — But, my dear, your hat is not on sfraight. Wife Dear me ! Isn't it ? Wait a minute till I go to my room and fix it. (Exit wife for half an hour and shrewd husband completes his work. His Measure. Hoffman Hours — (rushing desperately into a gunsmith's ghop). Gimme a gun ! I want to blow my brims out. Dealer— Try one o' these air guns, young man. If I wkbe you. Mrs Keene — There are times when I wish I were a man, Mr Keene — For instance ? Mrs Keene— rWhen I pass a milliner's window and think how happy ! 1 could make my wife by giving her ! a new bonnet. j The rule against playing for money j cannot be enforced against actors. '■ 111-fitting garments — Law-suits.
FOXTON.
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Manawatu Herald, 8 October 1892, Page 3
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184Clippings from Puck. Manawatu Herald, 8 October 1892, Page 3
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