An • old lady entered a chemist s shop and looked doubtfully at the youthful assistant, behind the counter. "I suppose," she said, "you are a properly "Yes, madam." " You have passed all your examinations?" "Certainly, madam." "You never poisoned anyone by mistake?" "Not to my knowledge." She gave a sigh of relief. " Very well, then, you can give me a pennyworth of cough drops."
BE FREED FROM RHEUMATIC AFFECTIONS. The internal poisons that cause rheumatism, gout, neuritis and other allied complaints are soon eradicated when, " Uricalis " (Loasby's) arc taken. When either muscular or nerve pains are making your life a misery try "Uricalis" and you'll soon know the freedom from pain that is like a calm after a storm. From all stores at 4s 6d per box or post free to any address. Wholesale from merchants or direct from A. M. Loasby, the Only Prescribing Chemist, 26, His Majesty's Arcade, Auckland.
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Matamata Record, Volume VI, Issue 483, 25 October 1923, Page 3
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